anyway this account is now defunct and i suggest you unfollow when you see this before it becomes a will graham account

one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

no no it is not liquid soap
do you think i would waste liquid soap on other people who are not twain and maybe daryll but only when he needs a good fucking hard scrub
(and a good fucking hard something else too mm mm)
(haha ha)

no i promise you its a smoothie 

(Oh my.)

No, it smells clinical. Like hospital goo or something. I don’t want to accidentally ingest hospital goo.

eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it 

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one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

shhhhhh shhhhh its on its way i expect the soap to turn up by monday

…:(

what
what 

This is not sugar.

its a smoothie
theyre meant to be healthy okay
gobble that shit up 

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one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

shhhhhh shhhhh its on its way i expect the soap to turn up by monday

…:(

what
what 

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one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

ohoho wouldnt you like that

well ive uh
got one here its blue and it tastes alright im gonna send it to you
just whack it in the fridge for a little while okay

People. Sending me food. What kind of magical, wonderful universe I have accidentally fallen into is this. I am beside myself with joy at the prospect of weird sugar. You don’t even know, Scripps.

If it arrives whole, I’m going to send you cutely shaped soap.

shhhhhh shhhhh its on its way i expect the soap to turn up by monday

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one-eyed-royal:

rhetoricironic:

one-eyed-royal:

Imagine us exchanging internet kisses. Without your dry, slightly hurtful wit, my dashboard was more bland than Sasha’s Russian meals.

slightly hurtful but always clean is how i roll mm mmm
shhh dont worry im back now

hey
wanna try a smoothie 

I could never imagine you being dirty.

And.. I… guess?

ohoho wouldnt you like that

well ive uh
got one here its blue and it tastes alright im gonna send it to you
just whack it in the fridge for a little while okay

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