on AUGUST 15TH, 2010, a YOUNG MAN set out on his GAP YEAR. probably quite sadly, he NEVER RETURNED. less sadly, he can lay claim to not being DEAD yet.
your name is DAVE 'ENCHILADAS' SCRIPPS (yes, that is a legitimate surname) and you are TWENTY YEARS OLD. you have an aptitude with SWORDS and the FIDDLE. almost TWO YEARS ago, you packed your stuff up and jumped ship out of sweet home LIBERTY (INDIANA). you had big plans for TRAVELLING THE WORLD, but in reality you never got further than that one time you accidentally stowed away to HAWAII.
however, your life has been far from UNEVENTFUL.at some point or other, you fell in with some of the 'BAD GUYS', fell for ONE OF THEM, and mostly likely fell out with the OTHERTWO. (they're okay, really.) along the way, you became semi addicted to HERBAL ESSENCES, almost APPLIED for a job at MCDONALDS, and got FREE CATFOOD for shopping with MAU5HEAD on. you currently live with your FIANCÉE and his TWO CATS (and a GUINEA PIG called CHEETO) in a not-the-best apartment, but that's all gonna CHANGE VERY SOON, you are sure of it.